Until further notice, blog updates will now be at my myspace page!

I was just asked why I haven't updated my blog lately. Seems someone was hungry for Josh Rachlis News. So I thought I should let you know that I'll be updating my blog at myspace for a while. Why? Because myspace lets me post my videos right on the page... and I can have a background of pretty pictures... and I can post "Upcoming Gigs"... and it lets you add yourself as a friend. Which is fun. I like having friends! So I'm going to post the latest news there for now. So check out the blog at:

www.myspace.com/joshrachlis



Check me out!

Upcoming CFRB Hosting Gigs... Starting tomorrow night!

Here's when I'll be on the radio. You can listen at 1010 AM in Toronto or at www.cfrb.com on the web. Call in and share your views on whatever nonsense I'm discussing! :)

Friday June 9th 8p-11p

Friday June 16th 8p - 11p

Friday June 23rd 7p - 10p

Monday June 26th 8p - 11p

If I had a roof, this is what I would be doing tonight

On last night's CFRB show, it felt like I was starting to get the "let's clean our air" message out there. That felt good. So in that spirit, let's keep things going. Check out this great discount program for solar panels. Imagine having a big portion of your energy bills paid for by none other than Mr. Sun. One day I'll have a house and I will do this. In the meantime, if you have a roof, it's up to you...

http://www.chrischopik.com/4a_custpage_13421.html

And here's what it says at that page:

Solar Energy – EVENT – May 16th Wychwood Library 6:30pm

There are many opportunities to save money and reduce energy costs through Solar Energy. Our community is initiating a bulk purchase of solar panels and installation. This is the second initiative of it’s kind in Toronto.

Please join Marc Paille and Chris Chopik to explore the financial viability of installing Solar on your home.

ChrisChopik.com [Events]

TUESDAY, MAY 16TH AT 6:30PM the Wychwood Public Library (on Bathurst south of St Clair)

Sponsor me and I'll stop global warming in your honour!

On Saturday I'll be climbing the CN Tower to stop global warming. Is global warming a problem? Trust me, I wouldn't be getting out of bed on Saturday morning if it weren't. You can sponsor me at this site:

http://wwfcentral.ca/NetCommunity/Page.aspx?&pid=233&srcid=232&frsid=4771

It's easier than asking people to stop idling their cars, and there's less chance you'll be sworn at.

Beaver Tale 3 now in post-production!

We shot on three separate days last week and Ruth "Ruty" Sorrell, my esteemed partner in Beaver Tale production, has now returned to Israel where editing on BT3 will commence. Meanwhile, our star - Pelt the Beaver - is recovering from the beating he took when a dog grabbed him in our park location and ran around for ten minutes trying to snap his neck. Pelt managed to finish the shoot, but he's now receiving intensive physio and psychotherapy.

The good folks at Post City Sound - who are such fans of the gum-chewin' beav that the first film is up at www.myspace.com/postcitysound - have generously offered their services for the next film. So get ready to hear the beav in full movie theatre Dolby Surround Sound. Or at least with less crappy wind noise in the background.

The tentative title for the film is Beaver Tale: The Break-Up. Yes, a darker Beaver Tale. Just like the third Star Wars. Except without Natalie Portman. 'Cause we turned down her offer to be in our movie. Why? Because she didn't really offer. I made that up. But if anyone knows her email address, send her the link to the first two Beaver Tale movies. Because you never know! Except in this case, yah, you do know. But still, I like to dream.

Now Playing: Beaver Tale 2!!!!

That's right! Beaver Tale: The Bed & Breakfast is now online for your viewing pleasure. Go here:

www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2719393

And on that site you can click on "More from Josh Rachlis" to see the original Beaver Tale.

Crappy-looking low rez versions of the film are also up at www.addictingclips.com/joshrachlis and at www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_5rXbvTahE

To help you decided whether to watch it, here's a pithy synopsis:

"A sequel to the hit short film Beaver Tale, this film finds Pelt the Beaver bringing a little of his rustic forest charm to the city by running a Bed & Breakfast. Little does he know, one of his guests will capture his heart."

Intriguing, huh? Makes you want to watch it, huh? No, I didn't think so. But watch it anyway.

Rave reviews from my film fest hosting performance

Below is some feedback I just got from the Executive Director of the Canadian National Youth Film Festival, for those of you who were wondering if I was completely deluded when I told you that I think my hosting went well. Normally, of course, I would be completely deluded to think I did okay at anything. But in this rare instance it seems my delusions of grandeur may actually be substantiated. Then again, maybe the audience was drunk.

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Hey Josh

Thank you so very much again for your amazing hosting duties! I have actually had eight e-mails and a couple phone calls from people just commenting on how much they enjoyed your, as one person put it, "...brilliantly understated, self-deprecating genius". So in other words, great job!

My first two radio shows were a success!

In the past couple of days it has come to my attention that some people actually read this blog, looking for updates on upcoming Josh appearances and for information on how things went. So I would be remisce in my duties to my fans if I didn't update this blog a bit more often. With, you know, Josh Rachlis News. Since this IS the Official Josh Rachlis News blog. And if I type in Josh Rachlis News one more time, maybe I'll get more prominent placement in Google searches. Should someone be searching for Josh Rachlis News.

ANYway, apparently CFRB was very excited about the shows that Tony and I did and asked Tony how soon we could be ready to get back on the air. He of course answered that we're always ready. So hopefully we'll be filling in for someone again soon.

And by the way, CFRB mentioned that they got a lot of positive emails about us. So if you were one of the people that sent a note, thanks! The station loves to hear about what people enjoy listening to and it helps them decide whom to put on the air. Their site is www.cfrb.com and they have a Contact section where you can find email addresses to send your feedback to. Unless you have negative feedback about my shows. In which case, I'm just kidding - they don't have a website at all.

I'm in Ottawa hosting the Canadian National Youth Film Fest

I just hosted a night and I'm hosting tomorrow night too. If you're in Ottawa, drop by from 6pm to 8pm on Saturday evening at the Alumni Building at U of O. Details are at the fest site: www.cnyfilmfestival.com

It's an honour to have been asked to do this. The Mayor hosted the opening night on Wednesday. And now it's all about the JoshMan (that's me). And actually, the movies are really amazing. You wouldn't think it's a youth festival at all. And my jokes before and after each film are even more amazing. So amazing that the audience is often completely silent with awe at how funny I am.

Josh is doing a radio show on Newstalk 1010 CFRB on March 21 and 22!!!

I'm gonna be burning up the airwaves as I co-host the Nightside show with my friend Tony Daniels (who used to work with Howard Stern) from 11pm to 1am on Tuesday, March 21 and Wednesday March 22. This may lead to a lifetime of radio stardom. Or it may be the last time I'm ever allowed in front of a microphone. In which case you should listen in, as it may be your last chance to hear me on air. You should probably listen to the first night, actually. Just in case. Might not be given the second night. Haha! Just kidding. Of course I'll be given the second night. And many more to come. Because I will be spreading love and kindness and laughter to the masses. And Lord knows, the world needs more love and kindness and laughter.

If you're not in range of Toronto's Newstalk 1010 CFRB (at 1010 AM on your radio dial), you can listen in at www.cfrb.com

And don't be shy to call into the show! You may be our only listener.

An Open Letter To Jack Layton: Extend your hand to the Green Party

Congratulations on a good showing last night. I myself talked at least several people into voting for the NDP instead of the wrong-headed "strategic" voting they were going to attempt. However, though I was an NDP member in university (I'm now 33) I had to vote Green this time. The environment is my biggest issue, as the other issues don't really matter at all if we don't have a planet to live on. And I needed to make a statement about how important this is to me. So I joined the Green Party, volunteered for them and voted for them.

I have to say, though, that I am torn. It seems foolish to be splitting the progressive, environmentally-responsible vote. Especially with the first-past-the-post system being the way it is. Whatever we think about the Conservatives, we have to admit that they were smart to consolidate and stop dividing their votes. I would think that our environment and our children deserve the same kind of strategic smarts.

I was pleasantly surprised to read in NOW Magazine that Adria Vasil, the environmental writer there, actually found the NDP to be ahead of the Greens in terms of green platforms. But I still voted Green in order to make it clear that the environment is a pressing issue. I'm sure many Green voters did the same thing. And it's sad that those votes couldn't add up to any seats in parliament.

And while perhaps some egos would be hurt, it seems to me that merging the Greens and the NDP is the logical thing to do if we actually care about saving the planet and making our country healthier and more prosperous. Greens got 665,940 votes this time. Almost half of what the Bloc got. Surely this could have made a difference in some of the ridings. As well, I think that a merger would encourage even more people than just those who voted Green to come over to the NDP. It would alleviate some of the fear that lead to strategic voting because people would view the NDP as an even stronger force. For many people it wouldn't seem as much like a "wasted vote." And I think it would even draw some Liberal voters who would realize that the NDP would now be truly the only party that cares about environmental issues.

There were some stirring speeches at the Green Party party last night in Kensington Market. Speeches about how in the last half century childhood asthma has gone from 1 in 50 children to now 1 in 5. Speeches about how many of the mock elections in schools overwhelmingly voted Green. These mock elections are evidence that our children know how crucial it is to turn things around. It would be great if, as these children and teens reach voting age, there were a united force that they could join in order to fight for a sustainable society.

A very sad thing about this election is that the Greens weren't allowed into the televised debates. This ensured that the environmental issue - for many people the most important issue of all - wasn't discussed at all. Instead we debated the merits of hundred dollar a month tax rebates and beat to death a decade-old sponsorship scandal. How truly sad. Maybe the Greens will get into those debates next time. Maybe not. But a surefire way would be for you to speak for them.

I've been mulling over the merits of a GreenDP. Of having Jim Harris, an eloquent, passionate and brilliant speaker, as the NDP Environmental Critic and one day Minister of the Environment. Of having NDP'ers calling to task the government for the murder of thousands of Canadians a year through smog. Other than the fact that when you mix Green and Orange you get an unfortunate shade of Brown, it all seems to make sense.

I listened carefully to the speeches last night to hear what the Greens feel they bring to the table that the NDP doesn't. The Greens speak of being the only party that realizes it's time for a change. They speak of being the only party that will entrench the right to clean air and water into the Charter of Rights, allowing citizens to use the courts to clean up their area. Are these values really so far off from what the NDP believes? The NDP website speaks of people's right to clean air and water. Could we not all work together here?

I know the NDP gets a lot more votes than the Greens. So a name like the GreenDP would seem like placing too much weight on a party that "only" gets a bit over 600,000 votes. But it's not that crazy. It would be a symbol that you, Jack Layton, are embracing the future. That you truly represent the health of our country. That you are doing it not just for us, but for our children. That you will work with all truly progressive people to make a change. That it's not just about egos, it's about love and caring and compassion.

I don't know you personally, Mr. Layton, but from what I've seen and heard, I truly believe that you are a person who cares about issues larger than yourself. That you truly care about other people. That you want to reach out and help as many people as you can.

I might just be blowing hot air here and dreaming up nonsense. But maybe I'm not. Maybe I've got something here. Maybe it's not too late to save ourselves from environmental destruction.

The bottom line is that it's ridiculous that I had to tell my friends "Vote Green... Or at least NDP." With the system the way it is, we need to unite and stop screwing around. We don't have time for partisan games. We need action. And we need everyone who believes what we believe to be on the same team.

I know you're busy these days, but I'd love to hear your thoughts on the matter.

Sincerely,

Josh Rachlis

It's time. Get out and vote Green (or NDP) on Monday. Please.

I spent a couple of hours today dropping off Green Party flyers door to door. (Yes, they were on recycled paper.) While I was walking around I picked up cans and bottles off the ground and dropped them into recycling bins. During my trek, I saw a couple of men putting up Conservative Party signs. While they were down the street nailing their signs into the ground, their car was sitting on the side of the road with the engine idling. With nobody in the car. Poisoning our air. It was pretty symbolic. I was going to give them one of my anti-idling brochures but I decided that a slow death by poisonous car fumes was preferable to being beaten to death by a Conservative Party sign.

Anyway, what's my point? My point is that I'm really trying to make the world a better place. I'm spending a lot of time doing that so that we will all benefit from cleaner air and a more compassionate, loving society. And there are a lot of people that are doing a heck of a lot more than me. Devoting their entire lives to making your country and your world a healthier, happier, more beautiful place to live in and to raise a family in. And all we're asking is that you take a little detour on your way to or from work tomorrow and put a little check-mark on a piece of paper. That's not too hard, is it? But it can make more of a difference than anything I can do.

People around the world are dying in their struggle for the right to vote. As recently as 1936, women weren't allowed to vote in Quebec. I believe it's your responsibility as a good person to do this. Don't allow those who want to take away basic human rights and let us all die from Global Warming to set the agenda for the country. Have your say. Everyone is listening. I don't care whom you vote for, just get out and vote. Okay, I lied. I do care whom you vote for (DRAMATIC ASIDE: And I hate the word "whom.") Make it the Green Party or the NDP and let's make this a better country to live in. Think about who - I mean, "whom" - you're doing it for. (Your parents? Your boyfriend? Your wife? Your sibling? Yourself? Josh Rachlis? Aw, that's sweet. Thanks.) And then go do it.

Below is an email I just got from the Green Party. It also applies if you're going to vote NDP. Once you're done reading it, shut down your computer and head to the polls. Let's kick some butt.

-Josh

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Go Out and Vote

We are a grassroots party and it is finally up to the grassroots.

We have done everything in our power to make this a good campaign, to articulate our position, to put the facts in front of voters. We are now relying on you to go out and vote.

You need to get yourself to the polls. You need to call anyone you know who is going to vote Green and encourage them to vote. If someone needs help to get to the polls please help them out. That's it. That's all. You can vote for a vision of hope for Canada or yesterday's status quo. It's up to you.

Go Green

Vote Jan 23rd let's get the Green community out to be counted.

Josh has joined the Green Party. You should too!

It's so easy! Just go to www.greenparty.ca and click on "Join." Then, for a minimum tax-deductible donation of ten measly bucks, you can support the only party that is fighting to reduce the economic, environmental and social waste that is literally killing us. Check out some of their views on the site... It all makes so much sense, it's scary. Oh, and of course, make sure to get out there and vote Green. Your vote really does count, and they even get a bit of government funding for each vote they get too.

Sorry that there was nothing funny about this post. But there's nothing funny about being killed by toxic air either. Nor is it hilarious that it's 9 degrees celcius in Toronto in January. Unless you're a cockroach who's just waiting for the human race to die so you can finally take over the world. Then this post is a total knee-slapper. If cockroaches had knees.