Thursday, March 16, 2017


Wed, Mar 1 in #TierraVerde: After a 4-day drive from #Ottawa, my dad and I finally arrived to pick up my mom. She had spent the week at her friend's sister's condo, running a 15k race in her new 70+ age category, and having adventures like sea shell hunting. I went to the restroom by the pool and admired the message board, with notices like apartment rentals, St. Patrick's Day party, death announcement. What a cozy community. And check out that pool. And the water view. Can anyone remind me why I live in #Toronto? 🌊 #Florida #condo #travel #tourism #pool #travelblog #beach #runner #seniorliving #fitness 🌴 I am a: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #digitalnomad


Wed, Mar 1 in #Orlando: Instead of a buffet, this @bestwestern gives you a voucher for breakfast in the diner next door. I asked our server Amanda what grits are, and I admired the diamond tattoo on her hand. After my dad and I loaded our luggage into the car, I ran back to the diner (literally ran, around the hotel - even beating my dad driving) to present her with a cartoon I drew of her. 📝 #hotelreview #travel #breakfast #cartoon #art #grits #tattoo #serverlife #Florida ✏️ I am a: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad


Wed, Mar 1 in #Orlando: Instead of a buffet, this @bestwestern gives you a voucher for breakfast in the diner next door. I asked our server Amanda what grits are, and I admired her diamond tattoo. After my dad and I loaded our luggage into the car, I ran back to the diner to present her with a cartoon I drew of her. 📝 #hotelreview #travel #tourism #cartoon #art #artist #drawing #serverlife #Florida ✏️ I am a: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad


Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Tues, Feb 28: #Orlando Driving out of #Celebration, I see #fireworks at @waltdisneyworld. Which means that if you live in this town, you get to see fireworks every night after dinner. Another reason I need to move Celebration. 💥 #travel #tourism #realestate #smalltown #vacation #Disney #DisneyWorld ⭐️ I am: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad


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Tues, Feb 28: #Orlando #Celebration @columbiarestaurant Me posing with our waiter Efrain, who is posing with the cartoon I drew of him. I hope he's equally pleased with my hashtags. (See previous pics and vids for the whole story.) 📝 #serverlife #travel #restaurant #foodie #Florida #cartoon #drawing #art ✏️ I am: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad


Tues, Feb 28: #Orlando #Celebration @columbiarestaurant I neurotically explained to our waiter Efrain why the N in his name was thicker. (See caption of photo of the cartoon for the whole mis-spelling story.) I don't think Efrain understood or cared about my story. He was just happy to get the cartoon I drew of him! 📝 #serverlife #travel #restaurant #foodie #Florida #cartoon #drawing #art ✏️ I am: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad


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Tues, Feb 28: #Orlando #Celebration @columbiarestaurant Proof that I photographed the cartoon I drew of our waiter in the restroom, which had brighter lighting. Also proof that my shirt was dirty and I tried to clean it with water. I'm all class. 🥗 #serverlife #travel #restaurant #foodie #Florida #cartoon #drawing #art 📝 I am: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad


Tues, Feb 28: #Orlando #Celebration @columbiarestaurant I drew a cartoon of our waiter Efrain. See previous photo of him - Pretty accurate drawing, right? My friend Ana says I was dead-on. Though I wasn't so dead-on with his name. I was about to write his name with an N, but then hesistated. I asked my dad and he said it was with an M. So I made it Efraim. I went into the restroom to take a pic of it for you (the restaurant was too dark). Back at the table I asked our waiter about the spelling and he said it's with an N. So I made the M into an N. Dad noted that Efraim would be Hebrew. Ya, dad, but this is a Spanish restaurant. Anyway, I went back to the restroom and took another pic. Then I finally gave it to Efrain. 🥗 #serverlife #travel #restaurant #foodie #Florida #cartoon #drawing #art 📝 I am: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad


Tues, Feb 28: #Orlando #Celebration @columbiarestaurant As I filmed the waiter Efrain making what the menu calls the World's Best Salad, he told me what hashtags to use for the post on Instagram. Now that is my kind of waiter! He definitely earned the cartoon I drew of him afterward. 🥗 #travelblog #travel #restaurant #foodie #foodreview #Florida #foodblog #salad 📱 I am: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad


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Tues, Feb 28: #Orlando #Celebration @columbiarestaurant I ordered what the menu says is the World's Best Salad. The waiter Efrain made it at the table. Remember this photo so you can see how accurate my cartoon of Efrain is. 🥗 #travelblog #travel #restaurant #foodie #foodreview #Florida #foodblog #salad 🍴 I am: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad


Tues, Feb 28: #Orlando #Celebration @columbiarestaurant The waiter brings your #gazpacho with a little plate of toppings and you tell him what you want him to add. What a gaz! (Like, what a gas. Get it?) 🍜 #travelblog #travel #restaurant #foodie #foodreview #Florida #foodblog 🍅 I am: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad



Tues, Feb 28: #Orlando Another reason I love #Celebration. #electriccar parking! ♻️ #travelblog #travel #environment #environmentalist #Florida #green #car 🚗 I am: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad


Tues, Feb 28: #Orlando Dad asked what I wanted to do. #Celebration caught my eye on the map. I remembered it was some kind of perfect town built by Disney where you can actually live. I wanted to see that, because I'm always wondering where I would be happy living. Two friends texted that I should try @columbiarestaurant in Celebration. We drove down past all the touristy things and got to the town and missed the turn to the downtown where the restaurant is and drove the length of the town, but dad didn't get too mad cuz he was impressed with how nice the town looks. This pic is the heart of the downtown, with a lake, lined by restaurants, and in the back that's a lovely theatre. This town is so beautiful it pains me to look at it. I told my dad in the car on the way back that often I don't like seeing or doing things that I find extremely beautiful and wonderful, because it hurts my my stomach, because it makes me sad to get older and one day not have it. My dad didn't say anything to my comment. He probably just thinks I'm crazy. But anyway, maybe it's that I don't know how to fully enjoy the situation, so it frustrates me. I feel that way about beautiful medieval-style forests. About playing with my niece. And I think it's why I've broken up with the few women I've truly loved. So I'm not sure I could live in Celebration, even though it looks like a perfect place to go for a walk at night, to make friends at the baseball diamond, to join community groups, to sit at the coffee shops. Actually, it's because of those amazing things that I don't think I could stand it. I feel more comfortable in an ugly concrete city because it doesn't make me feel any joy. But anyway, ya, Celebration is a nice town. 🏡 #travelblog #travel #dating #single #relationships #Florida #happiness #smalltown 🏘 I am: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad


Tues, Feb 28: #Orlando I posted this photo at the time. But what I didn't know at the time was that I was being catfished! I was waiting at @bestwestern for a woman to come meet me. For months I'd been chatting with "Melinda Besselman", a nurse from Cincinnati. She told me she was going to be in Orlando until Thurs March 2 and I could stay in her hotel room. So the whole drive down, I was still trying to decide whether to get dropped in Orlando or #Miami. And I think I pursuaded dad to at least stop in Orlando. So we checked into the hotel and at 3:49pm Melinda said she'd come meet me at 4, or 4:30 at latest. Then at 5 she said she was still getting ready but she could meet me anywhere. Dad wanted to go out and do something. So we finally headed to the town of Celebration, which I wanted to see. I kept Melinda updated on the restaurant we were at. But she never replied again! It was only days later that it clicked - I'd been totally conned! So, new rule. I video chat with people soon after making contact online. Or, even better, I don't meet people online anymore. Unless they're celebrities. Whom I will meet on Raya, the dating app for celebrities and creative people. Which I will get on when I'm famous. My friend Ana in Miami told me about this app later in the week. But I'm getting ahead of myself. 📱 #travelblog #hotel #travel #catfish #dating #single #relationships #Florida 💔 I am: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad


Tues, Feb 28: #Florida My dad mocked me for bringing food from his fridge in Ottawa and saving food from the @bestwestern and #LaQuintaHotel breakfasts. But he wasn't laughing when we enjoyed a free lunch from my bounty at a rest stop table. (And no, dad, I didn't get food poisoning from the milk and cheese that went unrefrigerated in the car.) 🍏 #travelblog #hotel #roadtrip #lunch #breakfast #nutrition #budgettravel #financialfreedom 🍊 I am: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad


Tues, Feb 28: #Florida My dad mocked me for bringing food from his fridge in Ottawa and saving food from the @bestwestern and #LaQuintaHotel breakfasts. But he wasn't laughing when we enjoyed a free lunch from my bounty at a rest stop table. (And no, dad, I didn't get food poisoning from the milk and cheese that went unrefrigerated in the car.) 🍏 #travelblog #hotel #roadtrip #lunch #breakfast #nutrition #budgettravel #financialfreedom 🍊 I am: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad


Tues, Feb 28: At the #Florida Welcome Center, you get free orange and grapefruit juice. I chose grapefruit, to be different. But later my dad told me he had both! He's smarter than me. He says they made him take a new cup for each, instead of reusing one. I suggested it's probably a health code. He countered that the nozzle doesn't touch the cup. He thinks it's so they can keep statistics on how many juices they give out. Anyway, Florida is my kind of place. Don't be surprised if I move there. I like juice. 🍊 #travel #tourism #travelphotography #travelblog #vacation #roadtrip #juice #orangejuice #grapefruitjuice 🍹 I am: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad


Tues, Feb 28: #SavannahGA We drove past this sign. My dad thought Stump Grinding sounded like a funny job. I should call and see if they have any openings. No, wait. Let me rephrase. 😬 #travel #tourism #travelphotography #travelblog #photographyblog #vacation #roadtrip 😱 I am: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad